Wiseacre Brewing Company

Wiseacre Gotta Get Up to Get Down

Milk Stout · 5.0% ABV

Magical natural process beans from the Konga region of Ethiopia lead the way in this beautiful coffee stout.

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Imperial Stout · 10.0% ABV

Bourbon Barrel aged Imperial Stout.

Wiseacre Tiny Bomb

Pilsner · 4.5% ABV

This beer is made with German & American pilsner malt and is spiked with 50 lbs. of local wildflower honey.

Off Color + Wiseacre Alfalfa Kang

American Pale Ale · 6.2% ABV

American Pale Ale brewed with Alfalfa Hay and Alfalfa Honey.

Wiseacre Adjective Animal

Double IPA · 8.6% ABV

This is as hop forward as it gets. Sticky, resinous, orange peel, pine, and grapefruit aromas shall waft forth.

Wiseacre Ananda

IPA · 6.1% ABV

Ananda is the ancient Sanskrit word for bliss & this dry hopped, juicy beer is our version of just that!

Wiseacre Starless

Schwarzbier · 5.3% ABV

Solid. Nice and malty. No over the top roastiness or chocolate.

Wiseacre Oktoberfest Gemütlichkeit

Oktoberfest · 5.9% ABV

Classic German style Marzen lager. Sessionable and crisp, with notes of light caramel and grain.

Wiseacre Lord Skylark

American Pale Ale · 6.0% ABV

American Pale Ale infused with Earl Grey tea.

Wiseacre Holy Candy

Dubbel · 6.2% ABV

Lovely dark fruit and Abbey yeast take you to ruby colored fairy fruitland.

Wiseacre Unicornucopia

Fruit Beer · 8.3% ABV

The beer of your dreams. Organic wild blueberries and spicy peppery saison accented with Grains of Paradise.

Wiseacre Avast! Pirate Porter

Porter · 5.0% ABV

Turn your vessel starboard & into the storm of flavors in this unique warmer weather Porter. All the flavors and aromas of plundering the high seas are at arms.

Wiseacre Sky Dog

Lager · 4.0% ABV

At Wiseacre, we bring together the highest quality North American two-row barley malt and corn from American fields to produce this a-maize-ing beer...

Wiseacre Tarasque

Saison · 5.9% ABV

The Tarasque was a (most likely) mythical creature that had the head of a lion, six bear legs, a turtle shell, and a scorpion tail.

Wiseacre Snowbeard

Barleywine · 10.0% ABV

The beard rarely shows himself in the warmer months. He burns easily. A continental barleywine.

Half Acre + Wiseacre Domestic Buckets

Bock · 5.8% ABV

A sturdy A-Frame of traditional German malts, combined with toasted buckwheat berries and bags of German noble hops.

Wiseacre Coffee Milk Stout

Milk Stout · 5.5% ABV

Enormous amount of Metropolis coffee straightens out the milk stout.

Wiseacre Double Ananda from Oceania

Double IPA · 8.0% ABV

Double Ananda is a super fruity and exotic take on our classic wheated IPA...

Wiseacre + Half Acre Psychedelic Pilgrim

Double IPA · 11.0% ABV

With oats! Collaboration with Half Acre Beer Co

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Brown Ale · 8.0% ABV

Imperial Brown Ale with some malty deliciousness. It is the brain child of our brewer and Chicago native Brian Balough.

Skip the mall, put on a flannel, grab your CDs from the quad, and take a voyage to the moon for this amber ale that will totally take you back to the 90's (you can pick up your plumeria-scented lot...

Wiseacre + Off Color Future Ancestor

Berliner Weisse · 5.0% ABV

A collaboration brew from Wiseacre Brewing, Off Color Brewing, Hanna Farm & Shotwell Candy Co...

Wiseacre Tarahumara

American Pale Ale · 4.9% ABV

Dry-Hopped Pale

Wiseacre The Beach Within Reach

Berliner Weisse · 4.2% ABV

Today is the day to reach for a beach...

Wiseacre Wise Acre Tiny Bomb

Pilsner · 4.5% ABV

This beer made is made with German & American pilsner malt and is spiked with 50lbs. of local wildflower honey.

Wiseacre Air Bath

Session IPA · 5.0% ABV

Sam and Boogie's odd yet eloquent menu description: There are some moments in the throes of summer, where the blistering heat is inescapable...

Wiseacre Axolotl

IPA · 6.5% ABV

8th Birthday IPA.. Sabro, Simcoe hops. Hybrid juicy, west coast IPA. Also - a cute salamander that can grow 8 legs. The same age as Wiseacre!

Wiseacre Azazel Belgian Golden Ale with Blood Orange

Belgian Strong Ale · 10.0% ABV

Azazel holds to the traditional naming of this to the devil or demons due to its deceptive nature – its high ABV, but golden hue, champagne like bubbles, and yeast driven phenolic notes make it see...

Wiseacre Bird Upon A Hippo

Imperial Stout · 8.9% ABV

Silky-smooth Belgian Stout with flavors of bittersweet chocolate, cherries and peanut butter

Wiseacre Blackadactyl

Black IPA · 7.0% ABV

Wiseacre Boomslang

Belgian IPA · 6.1% ABV

Wiseacre Bow Echo

NE/Hazy IPA · 7.0% ABV

When you’ve reached your all time low, you need a parking lot veggie burrito & the warm snuggle of a stranger’s husky (prob named Stash), the winds of change may find this beer landing in your hand...

Wiseacre Bubbles

Tripel · 8.0% ABV

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Doppelbock · 10.0% ABV

Strong, malt-forward, amber lager with notes of toffee/caramel

Wiseacre Dr Gibbler

Smoked Beer · 5.2% ABV

While in Bamberg, Germany for brewing school, it was apparent that an old frontier of brewing was rarely crossed in the states - Smoked beer...

Wiseacre Dunkel Puppy

Dunkelweizen · 4.8% ABV

Dunkel Puppy is a silky smooth palate pleaser that plays fetch with your lolling tongue...

Wiseacre Eternal General

Stout · 6.2% ABV

Wiseacre Familie Freunde

Altbier · 5.0% ABV

Nutty Düsseldorf Style Alt Beer

Wiseacre Feelings Factory

Wheat Ale · 5.8% ABV

Feelings. We’ve all got em. Empires have risen and crumbled on the backs of feelings. Something that can make you do wrong, make you do right...

Wiseacre Flimber

NE/Hazy IPA · 6.9% ABV

Summertime Hazy Juicy IPA. Flimber is a portmanteau of nonsensical proportions birthed from a less than spectacular vernacular as a cross between flexible and limber...