Young Blood Horrifyingly Self Deprecating

Tropical Sour with Dragon Fruit, Tangerine & Guava

I’m not very good at this. You should probably have somebody else do this. I can’t believe you guys trust me to write this stuff. Surely there is another person who is better suited for this role. Literally anybody would put out a better product. I think I might just quit. The amount of anxiety this brings about is giving me an ulcer. If you want to fire me, it’s ok. I honestly have never been that good at anything. Except for making grilled cheese sandwiches. I’m proficient at making grilled cheese sandwiches. That’s it. My Legacy: maker of edible grilled cheese sandwiches.