Stone Who You Callin Wussie?
Pilsner · 5.8% ABV · ~160 calories
Stone Brewing Company (Sapporo) · Escondido, CA
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Baltimore Market IGA
22.9 miles away · 1001 South Main Street, Baltimore, OH 43105
Beer Store · Menu Updated: 07/15/2025
12oz 6 Pack Cans $11.99
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Beer World
198.9 miles away · 2041 South Ortonville Road, Brandon Township, MI 48462
Beer Store · Menu Updated: 07/22/2025
16oz 6 Pack Cans $13.99
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Beer Description
They do it cheaply. We do it right. Choose vapidity, or choose righteousness…but whatever you do, choose wisely.
For far too long the tyrannical industrialized beer overlords have disgraced and cheapened the noble heritage of the pilsner with their relentless multi-generational downward drive to commercialized homogenization. Over decades, this once vaulted style has been slowly and methodically gutted, bringing forth a soulless and anemic result, all the while spending billions in advertising to convince the unwitting public that their fizzy yellow end result was beer. Well, I will not have it. We are striking back for true craft by stealing the pilsner back from their evil clutches, and restoring it to its almighty glory.
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